Ye may think this be a fish tale, but I swears by the bones of Ahab that it all be true: Mark yer calendar with an X because Friday be the second yearly Talk Like a Pirate Day, a chance fer lubberly wharf rats t’put a little swagger in their walk and a little growl in their voice.
( This here event be rated arrr, matey )
for more information, see www.talklikeapirate.com.